If you’ve never played a Donkey Kong game, and have somehow never laid eyes on one either, you’re probably a little confused. See, his name is Donkey Kong, but he’s actually not a donkey. At all. Now, I know that might be hard to believe, so I’m going to do you a favor. Below I’ve posted some brand spanking new shots from his latest outing, Donkey Kong Country Returns. You’ll find him there. I’ll give you a hint to make things less painful; he has a tie. And lots of hair. Now go!
