Hillbilly squids. Fast food crime fighters. John C. Reilly. Is there anything Adult Swim can’t make funny?

I’m not the hugest fan of online flash games, but Adult Swim stuff just does it for me. That’s why I’m pleased to hear that 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself) is now officially on iPhone. For those of you who haven’t played the game on Adult Swim’s official site, or at least seen the hilarious late night commercials, you simply must give a go. The game is pretty simple; you have five minutes to kill off your player Stan before he’s forced to sit through another mindless business meeting. It seems ole Stan would rather maim himself with a fax machine than die of sheer boredom, and its up to you to save him…by offin’ him. Its a mercy kill. Think of it as euthanasia, if that helps.

The bloody fun starts at the iPhone App store, for $2.99.

Joystiq