This is from the Japanese launch party for Grand Theft Auto:  Chinatown Wars on DS. And what’s this? Do my eyes deceive me? Chopstick-style styluses? Packaged like chopsticks? With the logo on the end? Folks, I’m not just jealous. I’m pissed. I want some. NOW. I’m about to throw a Veruca Salt sized tantrum until I figure out how to get some.

Speaking of Chinatown Wars, the PSP version launches this week, and so naturally the comparisons have begun. Check out the video:

The PSP version looks better for the most part, but wtf, why is Huang Lee’s hair brown in the PSP version? Yes, I know Asian hair is more often brown than it is black, but sheesh, most Asian hair doesn’t also resemble a polyester wig on a used car salesman in Topeka, Kansas. FFS.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to set a “Chinatown Wars chopstick stylus” alert on Ebay.

Famicon
via GoNintendo