Oh sure its all fun and games til someone gets their brains sucked right outta their skull.
All kidding aside, these Metroid plushes are adorable. Deceptively adorable, even. If they were that cute in the game (and Samus didn’t have the stone cold heart of a killer, which she totally does), the Galactic Federation woulda been screwed.
These plushies can be all yours for $18.99 a piece. More photos, including the Valentine’s Day and cross-eyes versions, after the jump.
