Don’t tell anyone, but I’m terrified of children. Well, not all children, just babies. Something about them just produces this deep rooted primal fear that gurgles up from my stomach and causes my heart to pound. Not sure why it happens, I have never had a bad baby experience, no toddlers have toddled away with my wallet or soft-spotted me in the shins. But yet the fear grows.

Now I think I understand, having seen this ridiculously awesome baby shower present. I must be Ganon, and have been awaiting the birth of this new Hero. It’s just a theory, but I’m about 60/40 it’s true. Now if you’ll excuse me I must go work on evil things. More pictures after the break. Be sure to check out the bottle quiver.

Here’s the full outfit, hand knitted in all it’s glory. That cute little belt buckle and arrow quiver are spot on.

To make this better, this blanket was included too.

And this chest. I need to get some better friends.

Craftster