You know you love No More Heroes protagonist Travis Touchdown. How can you not? He kills people. Violently. And he’s constantly demanding sex from Sylvia. It’s so cute! His creator, Mr. Suda 51, definitely has a soft spot for him, as evidenced in a recent Nintendo Power interview:
I love him, and I want him to be a huge star. That’s why I’m working very hard to make this game as interesting as possible. Maybe in the future, we can see him fighting alongside Link in the next Smash Bros. [laughs] That would be great.
That would be great. I’d love to see him proposition Zero Suit Samus, or drool over the inherent moe-ness of Princess Peach, or slice Marth in two down the middle while yelling obscenities.
Alright, this needs to happen, though I fear for its already slim chances.


