If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if the Elite Beat Agents were real, this video is for you. Watch those goofy Mega64 kids as they do their best to encourage nobody in particular through song and dance. Unfortunately, their particular brand of encouragement seems to work best when encouraging people to run away or look on in disgust. Enjoy their parody of Sterogram’s Walkie Talkie Man, which is just close enough to the original song to bring on a flood of memories of football-related innundo (girl = goal post? Only when she’s upside-down), but different enough to avoid a nasty lawsuit.
Sadly missing from this video: Commander Kahn.
