President-Elect Barack Obama bowled a hilariously bad game during the Democratic primaries last year with a score of somewhere around 37. Such a shameful display must have really gotten to him, because he’s been practicing. Important people like Obama don’t have nearly enough free time to make the trek to an actual bowing alley, though. So instead, claiming it to be a gift for his kids for Christmas, he bought a Wii and has been practicing using Wii Sports. You’ll get ‘em next time, Barack.
I’ll bet his Wii has one Mii for each of his family members, and about 50 Secret Service Miis surrounding them at all times.
