Well, first, let’s start off by mentioning the fact that Bob claims to have been contacted by a flash cart developer to discuss the possibility of bundling Bob’s Game with said flash cart, just like in his earlier idea. He has also mentioned the fact that current flash carts don’t work with the DSi, and surmises that people would rather buy a flash cart with his game than a DSi, which would “lead to the DSi becoming completely useless as a countermeasure” to piracy.
That’s the boring part. Today’s update is a heck of a lot more… interesting. Check it out after the break.
Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.
There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish. I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED. NONE of these “designers” could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it! They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don’t even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.
“bob’s game” is a game by ONE PERSON, and it’s one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST. I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross. I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken. I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It’s too late, Nintendo.
No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it’s no wonder you fear accepting this truth! My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child’s play. How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It’s not even fair, is it? That’s too bad, Nintendo. I’m real, and I’m here. You can’t ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.
I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED. I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer. I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail. The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others. “bob’s game” will live on FOREVER.
THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG.
IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.
PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.
… Is he serious?
YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!
Oh, ok then.
WHO’S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!
