A man robbed a People’s Bank in Waterbury, Connecticut this Monday. (Apparently the kind of bank with shopping carts in it.) Nobody cares about that, of course. The real story here is that he was apparently a Legend of Zelda fan, and wore a Zelda hat while committing the crime. The exact number of rupees the man got away with has not been disclosed.
This is no way for a Zelda fan to be behaving. Link sets a good example for his fans, and would never do such a thing. (Well, maybe he did it that one time, but that bow was hella expensive, and that’s a secret to everybody anyway. He needed that bow for the noble ojective of… destroying an island.)
