Every so often, a person is suckered into a situtation of perpetual boredom. These situations range anywhere from standing in line at the DMV, a dinner with Alan Greenspan, or a scenic drive through all of North Dakota.
It is during these situations that I find myself dreaming about the one thing that would bring me endless bliss: online play for Virtual Console games. Unfortunately, Reggie put the kibosh on my hopes and dreams in today’s conference call.
We do not anticipate making online gameplay for Virtual Console games.
Wait, so that means that I now actually have to talk during my dinners with Alan Greenspan?
Me: So, uhhh, I like money.
Alan: Holy s***, I also like money!
