I was taking my weekly stroll through Target when something caught my eye from a few aisles away. With the blue overalls, white gloves, and cheery face, one thing was painfully obvious: Even from 30 feet away, Mario can still manage to lure me to his newest product, no matter how far removed from the videogame section it might be.
Five cars and $7 later, there is proof that, once again, you can slap Mario onto any ridiculous product and us hardcore types will continue to gobble it up. I need help.
