Long-time Tanookians have surely noticed our love for the occasional eBay auction for a ridiculous item. So when Gary Coleman’s entire GameCube collection (autographed, no less) hit the auction block, you know we couldn’t resist.

That’s right, Gary Friggin’ Coleman’s GameCube. However, there is one key difference that separates Coleman’s auction from the rest of the auctions we have come across. I’ll give you a moment to think. Time’s up. So what’s the difference?

Unlike every other high-profile auction, a portion of the proceeds from Gary Coleman’s GameCube madness are NOT going to Child’s Play. In fact, I spent four and a half minutes scouring the auction in search of some sort of charitable organization. Something. Anything.

Well folks, it seems that the auction money ($511 as of this writing) is going to none other than Gary’s own Wii fund. Because doing CashCall commercials wasn’t enough. Enjoy your Wii, dick. Oh, and clean your room.

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via Go Nintendo