So as I sit here in the airport awaiting my flight, I came across this sexy video. Contra is seriously one of the hardest games ever made, which makes this “no death run” so much more impressive than any Mario speed run.
On that note, I seriously hate this whole air travel thing. Sure, it’s fast and all, but United sucks when they decide to overbook every single flight out of Wichita. Definitely not a good thing for a poor kid sitting on standby. If my professor is reading this, I probably won’t be making it to class today. Sorry. I think I will go grab a bagel now.

