Here’s a great way to start your week. Syd Lexia has posted a humorous list of fifteen important lessons to learn about love and dating from the SNES classic. There’s really nothing I can say to prep you for it, so I’ll just let you head on over and read it all for yourself.

9. Size Matters

The world is filled with holes and these holes need to be filled; that’s the good news. The bad news is that some holes are more demanding than others. Some holes will only open up for a large tool. Worse yet, these holes tend to be the most desirable as they lead to special treasures. So if you don’t have a Big Key, prepare for a lot of disappointment in your life. Don’t fret though… there are some holes that prefer smaller keys.

Syd Lexia