Wired’s Lore Sjöberg shows us sarcasm at it’s very finest:
Now let’s move on to the “games.” What sadist came up with the “sports” included in the game? Each one is clearly designed to train people for the task of reducing other human beings to pink pulp. For instance, take this so-called “bowling.” What practical application could there be for throwing massive, dense balls at people? Yes, in the game they’re called “pins” but I think we can all see that they’re supposed to represent toddlers. And this “baseball” game — it’s nothing more than a ritualized gang war, with rival gangs attempting to kill each other with stones and truncheons. And there’s also “boxing,” which appears to involve people hitting each other, I’m not sure. I broke my TV with the remote before I got that far.
